Just when you think a scrap with Manchester United for seventh is the only thing to look forward to.
Look, it’s Everton again! Saturday, Everton! Tuesday, Everton! Sunday, Everton! Halcyon days, these.
Like an Italian ship’s captain, we don’t fancy a smooth ride.
It’s been a week of loss. Tony Benn, a Malaysian jet, and any faith we had in British representation in European competitions.
Arsenal, then. Now there’s a side that are a victim of their own success.
In classic Everton form, we’ve got them when they’re at their very best.
The final trip to a top seven club, ace. Oh, and all it is is the league leaders…
First things first; the fifth round means a second meeting of the season with Swansea
Talk about good timing for a home game. In fact, look, there’s two!
The beauty of this one is we actually have quite a roster to choose from