We’re into the final straight now, ladies and gentlemen.
Ah, think back to August 17th 2013.
They’ve done some things that mean they must go down.
It is, as they say, crunch time.
Just when you think a scrap with Manchester United for seventh is the only thing to look forward to.
Look, it’s Everton again! Saturday, Everton! Tuesday, Everton! Sunday, Everton! Halcyon days, these.
Like an Italian ship’s captain, we don’t fancy a smooth ride.
It’s been a week of loss. Tony Benn, a Malaysian jet, and any faith we had in British representation in European competitions.
Arsenal, then. Now there’s a side that are a victim of their own success.
In classic Everton form, we’ve got them when they’re at their very best.