What we have, ladies and gentleman, is our very own Catch 22.
Their main threat will be the movement of their attacking players and full backs.
Alright, the focus is on David Moyes and his musky aroma, Steve Round and his headset, Phil Neville and his Kit Kats…
We’re into the final straight now, ladies and gentlemen.
Ah, think back to August 17th 2013.
They’ve done some things that mean they must go down.
It is, as they say, crunch time.
Just when you think a scrap with Manchester United for seventh is the only thing to look forward to.
Look, it’s Everton again! Saturday, Everton! Tuesday, Everton! Sunday, Everton! Halcyon days, these.
Like an Italian ship’s captain, we don’t fancy a smooth ride.