It has been said that the only reason Everton have never installed an anger therapy clinic inside Goodison Park is because it would have to be bigger than the stadium itself. I can buy it. That would definitely be a sound investment, because on this week’s episode of “Everton That” we have a home game against […]

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Still tightly buckled into that rollercoaster? It’s been a wild ride. Everton made it through November unbeaten, but the draw with Bournemouth was insanity. It was…well…Everton. And then we beat a team we were expected to beat comfortably in a pivotal cup clash and everyone was surprised. And if that’s not even more Everton, then […]

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Given how strange and emotional the past week has been, Everton’s return seems a timely one. It was meant to be a run-of-the-mill international break – laugh or cringe at England’s failings, grapple with the logic of Kyle Walker playing while John Stones sits like a spare part on the bench (or just Kyle Walker […]

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We see him here, we see him there Riding his camel with snow-topped hair When he’s not around we usually lose He’s Arouna Kone and he plays for the Blues And so ends the cringeworthy portion of this preview. Maybe. Not often you see that from Everton is it? Yes, I know letting a two […]

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