19/01/2015
Everton vs West Brom – The Shittest Preview of All Time
Why did I give ViewFromGwladys the day off again?
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13/01/2015
West Ham vs Everton – The Preview
Get the Whitesnake on. Here I go again. So, to that shimmering light I see over yonder. Is that the sun setting on the winter of our discontent or just a false dawn? We’re about to find out. There are two ways to look at the two games we’ve played in the last week – […]
10/01/2015
Everton vs Man City – The Preview
Well, that was not exactly the turning point we were looking for. It wasn’t rivaling the FA Cup game away to Stoke or *that* Kevin Brock backpass, both in January 31 years ago, which are vaunted as the spark that ignited the most successful time in our history. But it was something. The first half […]
07/01/2015
Everton v West Ham – Five Things
I have picked out my five things to discuss from the draw last night.
06/01/2015
Everton vs West Ham – The Preview
Look, it’s the magic of the Cup! On….a Tuesday! With Goodison half empty! In a classic tie against…er…West Ham! Perhaps I’m being harsh. It may well be the magic of the Cup that saves us. Not that it was a weekend for it. When rank average sides link QPR and Norwich going out constitute the […]
01/01/2015
Hull City vs Everton – The Preview
In a bit then 2014 ye fat knobhead. Won’t go down as one of the better years, that. Vandals, crisis, scandals, ISIS. The Germans were the best at everything. Everton really weren’t. But anyway, happy New Year to you all. I hope you’re happier when you leave 2015 than when you entered it. 2014 was […]
30/12/2014
Stand Up And Fight
It’s horrible isn’t it, being an Evertonian.
28/12/2014
Newcastle vs Everton – The Preview
F*ck off goalkeepers, f*ck off defenders, f*ck off midfielders, f*ck off strikers. F*ck off substitutes. F*ck off injured players. F*ck off Roberto Martinez. F*ck off Graeme Jones. F*ck off coaching staff – especially you Franny f*cking Jeffers, and you know why. F*ck off Bill Kenwright, f*ck off board, f*ck off tea ladies, #f*ckoff @Everton on […]
26/12/2014
Everton vs Stoke – The Preview
Right, one of you has accidentally run over a black cat or something. It’s alright, I won’t be mad if you just own up. It’s either that or Walton Hall Park is actually an ancient burial ground and Bill Kenwright has doomed us all. But seriously – what have we done to deserve this? Merry […]
21/12/2014
A Nightmare on the South Coast
Before I get started, I’ll apologise for some of the language used in this piece.