It has been said that the only reason Everton have never installed an anger therapy clinic inside Goodison Park is because it would have to be bigger than the stadium itself. I can buy it. That would definitely be a sound investment, because on this week’s episode of “Everton That” we have a home game against […]

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Given how strange and emotional the past week has been, Everton’s return seems a timely one. It was meant to be a run-of-the-mill international break – laugh or cringe at England’s failings, grapple with the logic of Kyle Walker playing while John Stones sits like a spare part on the bench (or just Kyle Walker […]

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Goodison is packed, but there’s not much noise. Z Cars is playing, but it seems somehow more sombre, even listless, than it has ever sounded before. The players are trudging out, fans sat silently, until there is an announcement on the PA system and Goodison Park erupts into rapturous applause. The minute of adulation was […]

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And we’re back. See you in a month international football. Don’t hurry back. Yes, all eyes are on those magic blues again. How else would you want to spend your weekend? Especially as right now Everton are playing football laced with promise, if lacking in actual results. There’s no better example than the derby last […]

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Eight games into the season…are you happy? Let’s take stock. Three wins, three draws, one defeat plus an AET victory, which is a draw or a win depending on viewpoint. 15 goals scored and 9 conceded. Seems pretty rosy at this point doesn’t it? Performance-wise, it’s that good old buzzword “transition”. It feels like we’re […]

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