Everton just love to confound you. They do it deliberately, you know. And on Saturday, with major rumblings of discontent among the fanbase, they did the sneakiest, most under-handed thing of all. They gave you exactly what you wanted. The bastards. Amidst the gloom surrounding the club, at least from the perspective of many, Saturday […]

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Shhhh. We’re trying to watch a match here. You know that Goodison Roar you wax lyrical about? Well, here’s a secret. It doesn’t just emanate from the infrastructure. You have to make it. All of you. And if you spot some daft f*ckers booing at next to nothing, pipe them down. It was a sedate […]

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